How Many Bottles of Wine on the Wall?

So I finally mustered the courage to figure out how much alcohol I have consumed.

4,380 bottles.

That's 12 years of drinking a bottle of wine a day. Now, I had a few days here and there when I didn't drink, but that gets balanced out with days that I drank more than a bottle. And there were quite a few of those. This doesn't count any alcohol I had to drink between the time I was 18 and 30. I know I drank plenty during that time, so I could easily round this up to 5000.

5000. Well, shit, that's a lot.

A moderate drinker who consumes 4 glasses of wine a week would only have had 624 bottles in 12 years.

I guess it's just good to know, albeit scary.